Friday, September 29, 2006

They say that weirdness starts with family and friends.
Hmm. Now that's food for thought.
Does it really?
Let me see:

1) I have a father who is tone-deaf (I am so sorry Daddy. BUT THAT SONG DID IT. oh, my ears.) and has a delayed reaction time of five minutes.

FIG. 1

SETTING: Dining Area.

Me: Hi Daddy.
Daddy: (using laptop)...
Me: (walks to kitchen)
Daddy: ...
Me: (scavenges around for food)
Daddy: ...
Me: (makes milo)
Daddy: ...
Me: (takes milo and walks out of kitchen)
Daddy: Oh, hi Anni.


2) I have a mother who changes the subject at the most random moments without even batting an eyelid. She also thinks that most men nowadays are sissified.

FIG. 2A

SETTING: COLD STORAGE.

Me: (runs over very very happily) Mummmy, guess what! Daddy said that he would get me that book I was asking for!
Mumsy: Aiyo. This queue is SO slow.
(Proceeds to walk away from me without even acknowledging my presence.)

FIG. 2B

SETTING: In the car by the zebra crossing.

(Man saunters in a gay sort of way across the zebra crossing)
Mumsy: (frustrated sigh) Men nowadays. NO BALLS I TELL YOU.
Me: (O.O) WHAT TH-!

3) I have a uber-good-friend who is willing to forage through Amazonian rainforests, chop her way through the thick undergrowth, forde slushy swamps and live out in the wilderness. Yet she screams at the sight of a beetle.

FIG. 3

SETTING: At West Coast Park.

June: (talk about how going through the Amazon sucked but was uber cool anyway)
Me: Whoa. That's so cool.
June: Haha. Thanks. But crossing the rivers was pretty OH MY GOD IS THAT A BEETLE SHITSHITSHIT AHHHHHHH GET IT AWAY QUICK HURRYHURRYHURRY DAMNIT DON'T BRING IT NEAR ME STUPID @#$%^& AUGH!!

4) I have a friend who wears (his) girl(friend)'s t-shirts and proudly parades around his house in them. He then takes a picture of himself (courtesy of said girlfriend, though somewhat reluctantly) for keepsake (or rather to annoy me).
FIG 4.

SETTING: His room (where the computer is).

Ben: Hello, Anni. {nickname deleted to preserve sanity safety.}
Me: (busy playing a game) Hi.
Ben: Hey, look at this! (brandishes camera phone with his picture on it)
Me: (squints) That's one heck of a tight shirt.
Ben: Yup. It's my girlfriend's. (wide grin)
Me: O.O *facepalm*

(other reasons were not put up on this blog to protect my family's and friend's humility and my sanity.)
Hey. So it does start with family and friends!
Now how about that. I have a valid reason to be weird.

NOW YOU SHALL ALL FEAR ME!

A Beautiful Disaster at Friday, September 29, 2006

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

YAY! so i feel like blogging.so yesterday was fiona's birthday. and i haven't gotten her a present, i so suck. cuz she got me a prada bag for my birthday! so when i got the time today, i went looking through the mags for interesting things to get her for the fun of it. actually i wanted to search for bags, but i kind of digressed and so instead at looking at bags, i ended up looking at the prade runway collection 06!(of which the first 8 outfits are a rather huge letdown, they are downright ugly, please. )



<------Charlotte Di Calipe looks a tad bit weird with the gloves and all, the shoes are hideous. and i'm not too big a fan of the grey leggings. but she acually still looks nice, compared to the few of the others from the first 12. I find jessica stam the best looking person from the whole runway thing. she looks nice in whatever she wore! YAY JESSICA! (and gemma ward is pretty too!)








all in all, the prada collection wasn't THAT fantastic. i liked the Oscar de la Renta complete collection wayyy better. it was very very nice! honestly!
and i like this dress loads, i don't know why! but is rather elegant i think, jacquetta wheeler's dress looks beautiful (=


THIS DRESS SPEAKS TO ME. (although i'd look like crap in it, I STILL LOVE IT!)

Oh and some emporio armani love! he makes the most gorgeous clothes, i swear.

<---these are so nice!! really.

(only if i fit into them, of which the possibilities are close to nil)

And if THIS ain'y pretty, i don't know what is. i WANT WANT WANT WANT.-------->

by the way, caroline amaral totally rockz! and i love what she wears!

and so i conclude the evening of random bimbo-ness. but really. it was fun.

A Beautiful Disaster at Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Saturday, September 23, 2006

oh i am the emo queen. i feel like killing people. and i don't feel like blogging, so there.goodbye bloggykins, till i feel like writing here again. oh gosh.
i suck.

A Beautiful Disaster at Saturday, September 23, 2006

Sunday, September 17, 2006

I haven't been blogging regularly. i feel guilty. i shall not blog too much anymore. anyhow, i will tell you about my week thus far.
monday-----> was normal i guess. handed up philo pt i think mine was way badly done! -dies-

tuesday----->stayed back with karen and sarayoo for the fun of it. we acted the 'Miracle worker' because we felt like it. we actually wanted to do tartuffe, but the clever sarayoo forgot to bring the book. overall tuesday was ok. and hannah gave me chocolate because she is nice. (=

wednesday--> i can't really remember what happened. i think i rushed off home after school. to go home. then my mother had a brilliant idea that she wanted to go for a facial. so she did. i accompanied her. but chickened out and ran away. spent the time at the library and called melissa-lim to come and accompany me until she was done. THEN WE BOUGHT FUNKY BLACK SHADES FOR THE LOVE OF HIS HIGHNESS, LUKAS ROSSI!(who by the way, won rockstar! i love it! ahhhh so the <33333)>

thursday-------> i got the Tartuffe book, and i was like rushing to try to memorise my lines. it was crazy. really. but i guess we didn't have to memorise it by that day. i am such a luzzer. i also gave out chocolate to people because i am so charitable and all . i gave my fellow bus commuters chocolate too! (ashima, yu tan, wen fei cuz they take the bus with me in the morning! and the cute guy who also take the bus with me every morning, he is like in primary school ok! small dude. not big dude) and i also gave seniors chocolate(by the way, someone told me it is bad to do that, on which i will comment further later) and i gave one teacher chocolate too! i am so NICE NICE NICE NICE. sorry, i just had to compliment myself because its true ok! xD anyway. then i DIDN'T EAT IN SCHOOL WHOOP! yes the thing i wanted to comment on, someone said that...you know what, i am too lazy hurt to say what she said because it was hurtful, but evs, IF THEY THINK THAT WAY, I SHAN'T DO IT THEN i shall never give seniors anything anymore. )=. so you can go to karen's blog and read her entry on THURSDAY, 14th SEPTEMBER ( = oh and i gave hannah chocolate to repay her kindness. (= YES I RULE! and during ld, i had to act the dorine part because darlling ashimama chose not to turn up, i was PATHETIC ok. i feel like a bigfatass. )= i think everyone was like laughing at me after the thingum. boooooohooooooo.

friday--> was uber funz! in school it was ok i guess. nothing too fun. Oh i spray painted my D&T thingum, i am actually quite proud of it. but i bet if anyone else saw it, they would call it rubbish. BUT IT AIN'T, they just don't understand art, hehe. but still i think it doesn't look THAT bad. AND THEN HORH, after school i went out with miin and sarah, first we went to bukit panjang plaza, to eat sushi, unfortch the place seemed too weird and they wouldn't people in uni in or something? so we went to lot1! it was so fun (except the bit where i got lost in the lrt, no thanks to miin, mean BUM.) we had the buffet! and like it was hilarious, we didn't know if we could start right after ordering, but we did, after miin reassured us that we could, APPARENTLY MIIN LIKE THAT WEIRD SALMON THING. sarah and i think that it tasted weird and it felt like you are eating a tongue and stuff. but we wouldn't know how a tongue would feel like in your mouth? UNLIKE MIIN. and then me and sarah poked fun at her. WE ATE SO MUCH SUSHI THAT WE GOT BLOATED AND COULD EAT NO MORE. then right, we got our udong, it was so fat and stuff and a weird colour and thanks to SOMEONES dirty thoughts, we couldn't eat it properly, and we decided that we wouldn't eat it anymore. until miin pointed out that we were charged a wayy lot for food wastage, so we came up with LOTSA ideas on how to get rid of it, WE poured the soup down the hot water thing. and then put all the noodled into miin's bowl she didn't even notice it till we told her that we did that, and she ate it up and ate her weird cold green noodles in black sauce. it was all in all a cool experience! i've got pics. which i will update later OH IT WAS SO MUCH FUN! then i went home before them, cuz i had to get home. i was like 49 minutes late to get home. i was suposed to be home by 4.30. cuz i had keyboard/piano at 5.30/6. but the schupid peeeeahno teacher decided to be late. she arrived at like 6.45? it was so annoying. then after that, i went out to eat AGAIN! cuz it was my mother's birthday. we went to this posh italian place in holland v.! it RULED then we went to KFC because my idiot brother as always, wanted to go there. we bought him MORE FOOD. even after eating all that italian stuffs oh by the way, the STICKY TOFFEE PUDDING RULEZ! but does not beat marmalade pantry! HAH. but he couldn't finish. so i ate it. i felt like a total blob. really. anyway it was fun! FUN FUN HAPPY BURFDAY MUMSY! anywayz i gotta go. oh i just realise that tomorrow---> Ew school ew school ew schooooool = do homework
that is so uncool. toodles. and i lubs lukas rossi muchly. (= <333333333333333

A Beautiful Disaster at Sunday, September 17, 2006

Monday, September 11, 2006

i hate myself.

1.I deserve to be ranked the worst classchair in the history of classchair people. but i don't want me to. I'm sorry. I'm such a loser.
2. What if i stink in math even after putting in effort. I can't fail math. I don't do failing.And i've never failed it before. I can't fail now..
3. I don't want to just 'get along' with the people i know. but I have seriously have a flawed character and i am a B.U.M. and I'm a rubbish person in general, so I can't see why anyone'd want to more-than-'get along' with me.
4.Anni Chowdhury, where on earth is you discipline. You have absolutely no self-restraint, you're not supposed to be blogging now.
5. I am slacking in my studies. I am going to do badly, but I am not doing anything about it. And I don't know why.
6. My doctor is pissed at me, for not putting in effort in his rubbish-wtf.
7. I don't like not being needed.
8.But i am a rubbish friend. a very very bad one. really.
9.I think I am too annoying.
10.I want many things. But all for the wrong reasons.
11. I am far too idiotic and i laugh at others too much. I am dumb and i can't do anything properly.
12.I talk too much.
13. I should learn to shut up more.
14. I still don't like myself and I don't think anyone else does.
15. I AM GOING TO START PUTTING IN MORE EFFORT IN MY WORK NOW. AND I WILL NOT GO ONLINE TONIGHT AS A PUNISHMENT FOR ALL MYY FLAWS.(which are plenty)

I DESERVE TO DIE

A Beautiful Disaster at Monday, September 11, 2006

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

AHAHA so today, i went to meet karen at bishan library. and i was like half an hour late. i thought she would kill me, but SHE DIDN'T. its amazing, the things i get away with ahah. then we went to eat, karen claims that my clothes made me look like a rich kid? which is like totally untrue, i didn't ok! then we bought food, and i was like eating and the chicken from my burger fell out. i ended up eating it seperately and karen found it Amusing for some reason. then AHHH ITS TOO LONG and and then we went to the library, and were our weird selves. well basically it was FUN! i don't have time to write the whole thing...TATA!

A Beautiful Disaster at Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Sunday, September 03, 2006

I'll be going to my uncle's grave later. I don't know why, but it brings back too many memories. Just like they say, you never really know how much someone means to you until they're gone. I never got to tell him how important he was to me, but its too late for regrets. But I hope he knows, that he is dearly missed. At least i got to see him before he went. Now, exactly a year later, it seems that the wound from his loss is yet to heal. I still miss him, well, who would forget someone you spent a lot of your childhood with? He taught me to write, read, and even speak properly. I practically lived with him since i was 1yearold, all the times i spent in his cabin while i was on ship.. Well, it stills tears me apart. I just hope he is in a better place now, and may god bless him forever and ever.
-In loving memory of my uncle.


[on a lighter note, i managed to get a picture and an autograph from Mr Raymond Lim at the mendaki thing yesterday. IN YOUR FACE WEI YING!]

A Beautiful Disaster at Sunday, September 03, 2006